Nikon 1

I've been waiting for so long for some Canon 5D Mark II analog from Nikon, and sure I'm not the only one. And now... this.

Nikon 1 J1- mirrorless compact camera with interchangeable lenses. Main target group - young women.
Well, I understand that there are such things as competition and marketing strategy, but can't help feeling offended. Twice - as a Nikon user and as a woman.

And I simply don't see why anyone would upgrade from a point-and-shoot to this.
Crop factor 2.7, some sort of AI that picks the best picture instead of you, poor video quality... And pink color. Facepalm.
Where's Nikon D800?